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DUH! Media Flying Monkeys MSM Palace Guard

Yeah, more

MSM hoax.

Honestly, haven’t you figured out that the MSM lies to you? Here’s the deal: Trump is beating Biden in the polls like the proverbial red-headed stepchild, so the MSM nannies hitch up their hoop skirts and jump in with lies in order to save their boyfriend…

It is SOOO obvious!

You know, THIS kind of crap is why people are so angry and TOTALLY distrust the MSM. The MSM have proven themselves to be mere dishonest, boot-licking toadies.

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DUH!

Uhm, the MAJORITY

of states have gone this way. Only the rigid, fringy dead-enders are still intellectually stuck in 1973!

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DUH!

Hmmm…

Isn’t that interesting!

“As former First Lady Michelle Obama has expressed several times over the years, she will not be running for president,” Crystal Carson, director of communications for the former first lady’s office, said. “Mrs. Obama supports President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris’ re-election campaign.”

OK, so now what? Again, I think it is overwhelmingly likely that Democrats just keep whipping the dying Biden/Harris nag. They really don’t have much choice.

I think it would be a total disaster for Ms. Obama if she ran. She already has unlimited fame and money. Why on earth would she run? She certainly doesn’t want the job or the work that it requires, and it’s not like it would make her noticeably (to her) richer.

It could ONLY “dirty her up.” And she has no huge desire for it, anyway.

Oh, and by the way, did I mention that Biden will never debate Trump? Biden is WAAAAAY too senile for that! Mark my words, it won’t happen…

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DUH! Election Fraud

But don’t worry,

there WAS no election fraud in Georgia!

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"Green" religion DUH!

What, you’re

just now figuring that out?

Today’s climate activists resemble nothing so much as a religious movement, with carbon the new devil’s spawn.

No crap, Sherlock!

Oh, and “carbon offsets” as the new paid-for “indulgences.” And Al Gore as the Pope of Global Warming! And …

Yeah, it’s really culty.

I thought even particularly stupid people knew THAT! Yeah, and water is wet! It’s not exactly a new thing.

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Despicable DUH!

But always remember:

Diversity is our strength!

Something like that, anyway…

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Despicable DUH!

Guys, it was

part of the “sting.”

It’s pretty dang clear. DUH! There was a TON of entrapment that day, and this was part of it…

If it weren’t for the blatant entrapment by the Feds (Say “HI,” Ray Epps!), nothing but a peaceful rally would have happened.

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Bad Faith DUH!

Yeah, she IS

mighty quirky!

It’s because hers is a “stealth” Lefty campaign. She gets her campaign money from the Left!

Former Democratic Rep. Max Rose said Thursday that Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley appears to be funded by liberal activists.

People, she’s a plant, a stalking horse!

“What is awfully quirky about this situation, though, is even though no one, and there’s no poll that will show her winning virtually any primary, she’s not having a money problem,” Rose said. “So normally when a politician is in this, they lose money…” 

HINT: She’s not having money problems because she is propped up by the Left! She is an undercover agent of the Left. DUH!

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DUH! Wisdom

Well, it’s no

longer possible to deny defeat.

As unsold electric vehicles pile up on dealer lots and manufacturers announce production cuts after billion-dollar losses, President Joe Biden began to admit defeat for his clean energy agenda this month, directing the Environmental Protection Agency to roll back Clean Air Act regulations mandating two-thirds of all cars sold by 2032 must be electric vehicles.

Now I think Hybrids make some sense. But still, there is the problem that an enormously expensive (and slave-produced) battery WILL have to be replaced long before the car is worn out. So if you get any sort of EV (even a hybrid), just realize that you’re soon going to have to buy a $25,000 new battery for it! No wonder the used EV market is total crap!

Can you lease a new EV? Because that may well be the way to go if you must have one. Oh, and live in a year-round warm place, too…

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DUH! Voter Fraud

Well, OF COURSE

it’s not secure! THAT is why Lefties love it so! We ALWAYS knew that. In other breaking news, water is wet!

Las Vegas resident and registered Republican Daphne Lee said she and her family checked the secretary of state’s website on Sunday to see their voter history after she heard from a few people that their voting history was incorrect. The site showed that she and her family’s mail-in ballots were counted for the primary, even though none of them participated in the election. She tried to opt out of future mail-in ballots and was met with a message saying she was not currently registered to vote, and her voting history no longer existed. 

Oh. A “glitch.” How conveeeenient!

Yeah, something doesn’t quite smell right here. I’m not an expert, but if this was just related to a code issue, how is it possible for people who didn’t vote by mail and never even requested a ballot to show up as having been counted?