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Buffoons

I hate it when

this happens!

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Bizarre Buffoons

Oh, Biden

consulted with actors who pretended to be President, eh?

“Who at the real White House thought this was a good idea?!?! Yikes,” Ric Grenell, former acting DNI under Trump, also wondered. 

Yikes, indeed! <gasps for breath>

It’s just SO cringey!

UPDATE: Meth prices went up in DC. There was a shortage because of Joe and the SOTU. It will take about a week and a crate full of Valium for Joe to now come down…

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Buffoons Current Events

See ya later,

Nikki!

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Buffoons Economy

The White House was

too stupid to buy the Bidenomics.com web site! They make Inspector Clouseau look like a dang GENIUS! Holy crap… <shakes head>

If you ask Americans what they think of the U.S. economy, they will tell you things are not good. Americans are stressed about the family budget. They worry about falling behind financially. They feel like what they’ve worked so hard to earn could be gone in an instant. But if you ask President Biden, the economy couldn’t be better – so good that he put his name on it: Bidenomics.

Just a note: I (too often) go out to one of several national chain drive-thrus with the MSU (Mendelian Spousal Unit). And virtually never can we both get a hamburger, a drink, and some chicken nuggets for under $30!

Just think about that for a moment…

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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Have people

STILL not learned? I mean, even a dumb animal learns that a fence is electrified and not to touch it! Sheesh!

Austin residents, in a fit of political correctness and virtue-signaling, voted to defund the police and first responders. Naturally and amazingly predictably, tragedy ensues.

Well, residents of Austin, Texas, have discovered just that the hard way. The city has been plagued by police staffing shortages and longer 911-call response times since the Austin City Council voted to defund the police department in 2020.

… “We needed an ambulance and some emergency assistance because not only was my car totaled, but my children were both bleeding and visibly injured,” she explained. “I called 911 and, to my surprise, it rang and rang endlessly, only to be routed to a 311 operator for non-emergencies.”

Now we will see if Austin residents are smarter than a dumb animal. I doubt it.

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Bad Faith Buffoons Captain Obvious

Yeah, OF COURSE

not! Nikki is a turd, and I never thought she would support the GOP winner (if it wasn’t her) anyway.

Shove off, Nikki!

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Buffoons Humor

The world is

mocking Joe Biden. And for good reason.

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Buffoons

I have just

one thing to say: LOL!

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the legacy media sink to a new low. This week, in honor of Presidents’ Day, liberal media outlets decided to parrot a bizarre survey from left-wing academics and unironically claim that Donald Trump was the very worst president in United States history.

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Buffoons Current Events

Anything that makes AOC

freak out makes me happy!

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) appeared utterly distraught over the prospect of Donald Trump becoming president again.

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Buffoons

Oh please, oh please,

OH PUH-LEEZ!

But it will just never happen: Take the two guys who are both striving to be the most full-of-crap politician the world has ever seen and put them on the same ticket?

Nah… It will never happen…

On November 9, Joe Manchin was asked to remove himself from consideration for reelection to the Senate. That request came from his voters. Deep down, he knew they were right, but he also knew that someday he would return to political office. With nowhere else to go, he looked across the aisle at his friend, Mitt Romney. Several weeks earlier, Romney’s voters had thrown HIM off the 2024 Senate ticket, requesting that HE never run again. Can two unloved politicians share a presidential ticket without driving the rest of us crazy?