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Culture Satire

Oh Babylon Bee,

how’d you get to be so dang clever and funny?

See, the thing with satire is that it has to relate to how things actually are. Then reality is twisted into humor, but reality is the base ingredient for ALL humor, and that is especially the case with satire. Without that rootedness in reality, it’s just not humor at all.

THAT’s why Leftists hate humor so! They are WAY too insecure, their positions too redolent of cold showers and leftover peas to actually laugh much. No surprise there–it’s very Germanic of them!

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Captain Obvious Satire

Yes, but is

it satire or not? I mean, it’s awfully close to “straight news!”

“I know we have all the normal rigging techniques available to us, but we’re worried that Trump’s lead could grow so much that those efforts will fail to protect our democracy as they did in 2020,” said Justice Richard Gabriel. “Rest assured, we will not rest until we save democracy by making it completely illegal to vote for Trump. You’re welcome, America!”

Pollsters confirmed that even with classic rigging measures like hackable voting machines, unmonitored drop-boxes, illegal immigrants, ballot harvesting, and universal mail-in voting, it may still not be enough to stop Trump from being reelected. Experts are urging unelected Judges to put additional measures in place.

Democracy dies… in Democrat hands!

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Current Events Satire

Well, it’s

not like the reviewers could have known!

It has been a tumultuous week for Ivy League university presidents as they have faced harsh criticism for acts as simple as allowing their students to call for the genocide of the Jews. Most recently, Harvard President Claudine Gay is in even more hot water after reports surfaced that she plagiarized large sections of her Ph.D. thesis, borrowing entire sections from Mein Kampf.

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Current Events Satire

Oh, Babylon Bee

why are you so dang funny and incisive?

The problem for the Left is that they banked on people forgetting. But Babylon Bee is keeping the memories alive.

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Satire

Well yeah,

that makes sense!

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Satire

How much truth

does satire need? This may have exceeded the “truth” limit…

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Satire

Oh my! This is

just brutal. It’s inhuman!

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Satire

THAT’s what you

call “satire.”

Yes, fake but entirely accurate. Folks, in case you were not aware, The Babylon Bee is a satire sight. They deal almost exclusively in “fake-but-accurate.” And while this is a joke, it is funny because it is entirely believable.

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Humor Satire

Well, you know

that’s the risk you take when you’re unvaccinated!

After the devastating reports came out that star New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers had suffered what is suspected to be a season-ending injury to his Achilles tendon, experts immediately expressed belief that the injury was a result of Rodgers being unvaccinated.

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Current Events Satire

The vials are

coming out for Democrats, now!