Spousal Unit (MSU) is being forced to buy Crocs™ because of a medical foot condition. She HATES Crocs and has made derisive fun of them for 30 years. Even now she is saying that she will bow to reality and wear them in the house but will never go out of the house with them on.
They had some in a snakeskin pattern that she could settle for, but they were out of her size. Bummer.
I can hear her chuntering over at the other computer, “Oh Crocs, why are you so dang ugly?”