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Captain Obvious

Weird and unexpected

things keep happening, eh?

Wait, Cohen lying under oath? The guy in prison for lying under oath might not be truthful again when put under oath? Whoda thunk?

It’s perjury–right here in New York City! Yeah, and that prosecution hangs exclusively on Cohens rather incoherent testimony!

Never fear, that jury will convict Trump no matter what. The FACT that it will be overturned on appeal makes no never-mind with the spittle-lipped anti-Trump goons! It’s all about keeping him off the campaign trail!

It’s all about Election Interference…