it is beyond baffling.
“You guys were literally given everything! How do you even do that?” said a spokesangel for the Almighty. “You have perfect weather, beautiful coastline, great surfing, skiing in the mountains, fish tacos, rolling vineyards, the list goes on. How on earth did you manage to take the most beautiful stretch of land on God’s earth and turn it into a huge dump?”
Next time you hear someone say, “Just Politics,” remember California. There is literally nothing in this world more important than politics. The happiness or misery of virtually every human being is firmly rooted in politics!
Sources say Democrats in California took issue with the idea that they were to blame, claiming instead that everyone else was to blame and definitely not them or anything. “Yeah, it’s like global warming and stuff,” said Governor Gavin Newsom to a crowd of homeless meth heads on Pier 39. “And not enough taxes. If we had more taxes, all the things would be better.”
If you care about people, you care about politics!
Here’s an example! Copper thieves make it so you can’t have stoplights.
Oh California, how far you have fallen!