THAT was a major faux pas!
Former President Trump made a surprise appearance at the Libertarian Party Convention yesterday, but was met with a chorus of boos after the dozens of libertarians present realized Trump was wearing deodorant.
… As Trump continued his speech undaunted, somewhere over the mixture of marijuana and body odor, the libertarians began to catch a new smell in their nostrils. “Hey, that doesn’t smell like weed,” said McAdoo. “That smells almost… refreshing, like cleanliness and lavender. Wait, is Trump wearing deodorant??? Boo!!!”
As a group, Libertarians, in a calculated move, decided they would rather remain juvenile stoner morons and keep getting 3% of the vote instead of actually winning…