According to those present, Skeletor’s medal presentation came just after Earvin “Magic” Johnson and before Hilary Clinton. “Wow, what an honor,” said Skeletor. “Sometimes, after spending year after year being a supervillain and trying to conquer the universe, you start to wonder if anyone really appreciates the work you do. Thank you, Joe Biden, for making me feel seen. I can’t wait to crush all of you with my Havoc Staff.”