Colbert. We certainly won’t miss you! No regular person gives flying fig that he is on borrowed time. NO ONE. I remember him as a voice actor in some execrable cartoon “Monsters vs. Aliens” movie, and he was nauseatingly bad. Smug and winkingly pompous and totally unfunny.
His performance was so bad that it’s the ONLY thing I remembered about the film. It was otherwise totally forgettable. So good riddance. No one will miss you.
Contrary to the myth that has grown about Carson over the years, he did use to do political jokes. A lot of them, actually. He just spread them around both sides, and he never let on which party he preferred. He wanted to appeal to the entire country. Colbert wants to make sure that conservatives know he hates us. He’s very good at that, by the way.