Democrats can come to a budget agreement and avoid shutting down the government. And they will utterly own the shutdown.
But the other great thing that will happen if there is a shutdown is it there will be a whole lot of Washington “ticks” who will be cut permanently and thus be out looking for a job and kicking road apples. That would be a great thing!
So when Democrats threaten to shut down the government, I think *”Please don’t throw me into that briar patch!”
- Brer Rabbit and the Briar Patch by Uncle Remus
“For a mighty long time” Brer Fox had tried to catch Brer Rabbit and Brer Rabbit had outwitted him. The closest Brer Fox ever came was this:
He built a contraption of molasses and tar that he called a “Tar Baby” and put it where Brer Rabbit was sure to find it. When Brer Rabbit came across the Tar Baby he tried, fruitlessly, to converse with it. In anger, Brer Rabbit punched at the Tar Baby until he became completely stuck.
Brer Fox, overjoyed at finally capturing his nemesis, mused aloud over what to do with him. With every idea (barbecuing, hanging, etc.) Brer Rabbit pleaded, “Do what you want but please don’t throw me into the Briar Patch!” Brer Fox, wanting to hurt the rabbit as badly as possible, flung him into the briar patch. Brer Fox realized his mistake when, instead of crying in agony, Brer Rabbit smiled smugly at the fox and sang that he was “Born and bred in the briar patch!” and Brer Fox knew that Brer Rabbit had once again outwitted him.
I unfortunately don’t think that Democrats are dumb enough to actually shut down the government. They almost for sure will pull back from the brink at the last second. I hope they won’t, but I’m pretty certain they will. Even if they do pullback, there is nothing good down that road for them. It is the classic “damned if you do and damned if you don’t” scenario.
If they crump and fund the government, they will face the wrath of their fringe. And they can’t electorally win without that fringe. But if they don’t, everyone else will rightly hate them and blame them for the government shut down. And they certainly can’t win without the support of normal people.
I’m just not sure what possible option there is that won’t blow up in their faces. They are in a tight spot!
Pass the popcorn, please…