Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
It’s an idea so crazy it just might work!
Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on shell casings for when they murder people.
… Though somewhat uneasy about seeing their own quotes engraved on shell casings used by murderers, the Democratic Party is hesitant to rush to conclusions. “Just because we say certain people need to die, and that they will kill everyone if they aren’t stopped, and call them fascists, and assassins kill those particular people, and write ‘Die Fascist’ on the ammunition, I’m not so sure there’s a connection,” said Cenk Uygur. “It feels like a stretch.”