it still in your talking points? I mean, you assured us (first) that this never happens, so what do you say now? I mean, sure you went to the fall-back position that yes, it happens, but it is rare and has never had an impact on election (the third position now is “Just shut up!”).
Earlier this week, a Newburgh, Maine, resident received a typical order of random items from Amazon: a stack of paper plates, a lightsaber, a bag of rice. She noticed that the box looked like it had been beaten up and taped back together, but she didn’t think much of it. When she opened it, however, she was surprised to find that someone had stuffed what sure looked like 250 shrink-wrapped official referendum ballots into her order.
Huh. I wonder who put those ballots there? I mean, it certainly didn’t happen by accident!
No voter fraud? I’m not stupid, you know…