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Bad Faith Bat-crap crazy!

You know, it was

not as bad as you thought it was. It was worse. Waaay worse!

If that weren’t bad enough, the Daily Mail obtained dozens of recordings and messages revealing that Bryon Noem had had a secret nine-year online relationship with a left-wing dominatrix named Shy Sotomayor, who works under the name Raelynn Riley. Bryon operated under the alias “Jason Jackson,” paying through an account tied to the email “Chrystalballz666.”

Yeah, it turns out that Byron is a TOTAL weirdo and pervert. And THIS is a natural part of celerity: You and your actions are very much revealed for all to see. And you better hope and pray that your actions (or those that anyone close to you) are not embarrassing or wrong.