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Crime Poetic Justice

Assuming it’s true

(and it seems like it is), that’s freakin’ HILARIOUS!

A Democratic congressman was carjacked Monday night in Washington’s Navy Yard area, the latest high profile crime to raise alarm in the nation’s capital.

We call that,”Being hoisted on your own petard!”

Hey Einstein, do ya think maybe crime is a problem? Defund the police–what a stunningly great idea!

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Crime

So what do you

think? Does he get prosecuted? I mean, the case is dang pretty cut-and-dried!

The Democrat congressman’s actions could potentially be punishable with up to 17 years in prison. 

We’re about to get a lesson in equal application under the law!

His spokesperson said: Since the incident, a spokeswoman for Bowman said he “did not realize he would trigger a building alarm.” 

Oh suuuure! If he didn’t known then just why did he pull the alarm? Was there a fire? Uhm, he dang well knew. DUH!

Besides, it’s not like ignorance of the law is usually a valid defense. “Oh, I didn’t know robbing a bank was against the law! Who knew? I guess we are ALL wiser now. Well, this has sure been a lesson to me. Let’s all just move on, we’re all a bit wiser now…”

REALLY, Jamaal?

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Corruption Crime Immorality

Hmmm. THAT’s

not fishy or NOTHIN’!

Aren’t you just sick of the corruption? At long last, haven’t you had enough?

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Captain Obvious Crime

“Lost.”

Oh sure. You know I’m not stupid, right?

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Corruption Crime Evil

Well, you at

least get rid of the crook. We don’t hang such money-grubbing traitors anymore. And that is probably a good thing. Still, if there’s a person that needs hanging…

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Crime

Play stupid games,

win stupid prizes.

Two of the protesters who held up a semi-final match at the US Open on Thursday night as they protested against fossil fuels were hit with criminal charges. 

Maybe people will think twice if they see protesters have their feet held to the fire!

Extinction Rebellion, a radical environmentalist group, said that it was behind the protest. 

Oh, and here’s another heartwarming story!

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Crime Lawlessness

How did this happen?

Gradually, almost imperceptibly. And then suddenly.

See, governing is a difficult thing to do well. You have to continually do the hard, not publicly lauded “little” things or the whole endeavor goes to Hell in a hand-basket and you have bums pooping in the streets and assaulting regular citizens (See: “California” and “Portland”).

The city of Oakland continues to grapple with a crime wave that has shocked and stoked fear in even the most progressive California voter. The crime problem has gotten so out of control it got CNN’s attention enough to send a correspondent to report on the situation.

Yeah, airhorns. That’s the ticket! <shakes head>

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Crime Current Events

Hey, let’s

hope so!

If more of Hunter’s erstwhile partners in crime start singing, Joe is done for!

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Corruption Crime

Yeah, don’t get

on the wrong side of the Biden crime syndicate!

“I was on the wrong side of them, and they have literally come after me for 35 years in a row. One little thing after another,” he claimed. “I can’t let them do this to a president that I love and respect. I can’t let them do this to our country. This is why I’ve come forward. This is the only reason I’ve come forward. It’s like I said, nothing about the divorce, no bitterness, but Jimmy, Frankie and President Biden are very dangerous, and it’s tragic. I can’t let them do what they did to me to President Trump. I can’t do it.”

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Crime

Well, well, well…

Look who’s the latest to get on board!

See, “Biden” (we are legion) could have just lain low and avoided the scrutiny. But no.

As the old adage goes, pigs get fat, but hogs get slaughtered…

The Bidens have been MAJOR hogs!