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Epic fail Evil Incompetence

The Secret Service

lied.

On Saturday, after strenuously denying they had ever turned down any requests for additional security from the Trump campaign, the Secret Service admitted they had, in fact, short-changed the security of the ex-president on several occasions.

Huh. And there should be Hell to pay!

Agents charged with protecting the former president requested magnetometers and more agents to screen attendees at sporting events and other large public gatherings Trump attended, as well as additional snipers and specialty teams at other outdoor events, said the people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe sensitive security discussions. The requests, which have not been previously reported, were sometimes denied by senior officials at the agency, who cited various reasons, including a lack of resources at an agency that has long struggled with staffing shortages, they said.

… But Director Cheatle and Secretary Mayorkas flinch at the very thought of answering questions about their decisions. We are going to see Cheatle and Mayorkas this week, bobbing and weaving, trying to save their own sorry a**es after the most comprehensive failure in presidential security since 1981. It sickens me that a once great agency should have been taken so low by such incompetent swine as Cheatle and Mayorkas.

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Epic fail

Well, maybe

people don’t want to leave one hellhole just end up in another one! This is satire. Right? Right?

The migrants say that California’s trash-littered sidewalks, water shortages, and electrical outages bear too much resemblance to the Venezuela they left behind for it to be a desirable destination.

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Current Events Epic fail

It was

“massive negligence.”

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Epic fail Intellectual Cowardice

I don’t blame

him for not wanting to have to defend Joe

Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC), a top surrogate for President Joe Biden’s reelection campaign, was supposed to appear on CBS News’ “Face the Nation” later this Sunday morning, where he likely would have been grilled about what business Biden has staying in the race and remaining as president. As a post from the Face the Nation X account noted, they were supposed to hear from Clyburn, described as “one of the president’s top allies,” on “whether the president should stay the course– and what happens if he doesn’t.”

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Captain Obvious Epic fail Stooooopid!

It is just

BRUTAL! And it is merely Kamala talking. This is HER. This lady is dumb as a stump!

Democrats, is THIS really what you want? Really?

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Epic fail

Holy crap!

How does THAT make a lick of sense?! Oh my Heavens!

Other headlines that makes as much sense:

He forgot, “Fiery, but mostly peaceful.”

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Captain Obvious Epic fail MSM Toadies

Look, it’s out

in the open, now. Once Lefties would deny it and attack anyone who even suggested that Biden was senile. No more. Now they are just silent as the tomb about it.

No admission that they were wrong. No self-examination. No introspection. Just silence. Just pretending that their past doesn’t exist. Wow.

Carl Bernstein just let the cat out of the bag about the media conspiracy to hide Joe Biden’s long-running cognitive collapse from voters. 

The former fabled Watergate ­reporter-turned-Trump-derange-ment merchant told CNN this week that he knew of 15 or 20 occasions in the past 18 months when Joe Biden’s brain has malfunctioned as it did during last week’s debate. 

It is just stunning! Just why didn’t he tell us if he knew 18 months ago? Why are the rats scurrying off the ship NOW?

Now that it’s impossible to justify the cover-up, the phony soul-searching has begun. “Shame on the White House press corps for not [having] pierced the veil of secrecy surrounding the president,” former New York Times executive editor Jill Abramson told Semafor.

I think that now it is just getting too obvious to deny. But remember, they deliberately didn’t tell us before, and they attacked anyone who dared tell the truth. And now we are seeing some really phony deathbed repentance…

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Dementia Joe Epic fail

Yes, Biden’s

performance was utterly catastrophic. But then again, you knew that already. EVERYBODY knows that! It was truly an epic beat-down.

“The voice, open-mouthed look, and visual contrast between President Biden and former President Trump all have Democrats I’m talking to nearly beside themselves watching this debate,” she [Kasie Hunt] said.

ABC News’ Jonathan Karl said Democrats are saying “Biden is so diminished it’s undeniable now.”

It certainly is. I told you so, but no, YOU wouldn’t listen!

“This was a game-changing debate,” said CNN anchor John King. “There is a deep, a wide, and a very aggressive panic in the Democratic party. It started minutes into the debate, and it continues right now.”

The idea that Joe Biden is demented is no longer even a question. NO ONE with an IQ of at least room temperature denies that, now. And here is what you should now say to your conservative friend:

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Epic fail

As we look at the

debate with fresh eyes, it becomes even more clear:

Trump ragdolled him!

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Epic fail

Indeed, there is

no other way to characterize it. Epic fail!

“The Biden campaign has burnt nearly $80M in paid advertising on issues irrelevant to the everyday lives of the American People,” Trump campaign press secretary Karoline Leavitt told Fox News Digital after President Biden launched the $50 million ad blitz.