we can keep it just a little conceptually consistent! Can we get a little logic here? Would that be OK?

we can keep it just a little conceptually consistent! Can we get a little logic here? Would that be OK?

maybe… But basically this is a story created ex nihilo to explain things. It’s rather a “God in the box” sort of theorizing. There are also like a dozen suppositions needed in order to make this thing work.
So yeah, maybe. But it is just as logically sound to postulate that God or space aliens or magic giants just created avocados that way for the sake of looks. You might reject that explanation because you don’t believe in God or space aliens or magic giants.
But all those explanations are every bit as supported by the evidence as postulating that there must have been giant herbivores who did it! At least some people say that they have had recent interaction with God, while the same can’t be said of giant avocado-eating herbivores!
sense. Something the Lefty gun nutters lack…
The proposal, known as the “South Carolina Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act (PLCAA),” reflects a proactive effort to block what supporters describe as “opportunistic lawsuits” that seek to hold honest businesses, like South Carolin-based FN America and Palmetto State Armory, liable for criminal misuse of their products.