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get me wrong. I am very glad that cocaine Mitch is going. Very glad! Really glad. I mean, I can’t stop smiling! It’s just wonderful news!

BUT, the good news is marred a bit by the fact that that Friday won’t be his last day as Senate Minority Leader. He threatens us that he will linger on like bad crotch rot until November.

HUH?

Now how does that make a lick of sense? Is he just staying so that he can damage Trump as much as possible before he leaves? Because it sure seems like it!

Mitch, just get the crap outta here! And take Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel with you. Honestly, what are you waiting for? You’re done, OK? Sheesh, you’d think you were taking Stage five clinger lessons from Nikki Haley! Just be gone, will ya?

Those three: Haley, McDaniel, and now McConnell: People Incompetent chumps you just can’t get rid of!

I really hope Tom Cotton replaces him…

And Mitch, just go now!