Category: Captain Obvious

You know,

Look, just remember that NO MATTER WHO it is, they will be “literally” (sic) Hitler. No. Matter. Who. The Left:

Trump? –Literally Hitler, of course
Romney? –Literally Hitler
McCain? –Literally Hitler
Bush II? –Literally Hitler
Dole? –loser, but quite literally Hitler

Are you catching the pattern, here?

Now DeSantis is (wait for it, wait for it) Literally Hitler.

CNN reporter John Blake sent this note to DeSantis’ press secretary, Bryan Griffin, asking for comment after the gov blocked a woke high-school class: “I’ve talked to one of the nation’s leading scholars on fascism who, along with another scholar who is an authority on fascism, say that DeSantis’ decision echoes similar decisions made by fascist dictators to force what one historian calls ‘collective amnesia’ about the past.”

Holy cow, what a maroon!

Democrats who say they are “moderate” and could vote for either side? Liars, pure and simple.

And Democrats really need to get some new material! They should be embarrassed. But intellectually, they are just not up to coming up with a new thing.

Captain Obvious Corruption

It’s pretty dang

clear. MOST people understand very well what has been going on!

Captain Obvious Corruption

You don’t say!

It’s not like we ALL we knew it was his laptop. We already knew this. DUH!

First son Hunter Biden’s lawyers admitted late Wednesday that the infamous laptop the now-52-year-old abandoned at a Delaware computer repair shop in the throes of his crack cocaine addiction does indeed belong to him.

Buffoons Captain Obvious

Alec Baldwin

is toast:

The probable cause statement against Baldwin referred to the FBI’s previous analysis of the firearm, which “clearly showed that the weapon could not be ‘accidentally fired,’” as the actor previously claimed.

In the Big House, some bad man is going to make Baldwin his girlfriend, but may not make Alec with a fake Spanish accent…

Captain Obvious