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Captain Obvious Current Events

Again, it’s hardly

a surprise. The truth is that Lefty policies are absolutely horrible for anyone trying to make a living of their business. They are not at all friendly to business.

“Dutch Bros has been a fixture in our community for a long time,” said Sen. Noah Robinson, a Republican whose district includes parts of Josephine County. Like other Republicans, he said the state’s economic policies may have contributed to Dutch Bros’ departure. “In general, Oregon is not a friendly business environment,” Robinson said. He said homelessness and crime in Grants Pass may have been factors in Dutch Bros’ decision. Other Republicans blamed the state’s tax policies.

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Captain Obvious

Have you even

been keeping track? Trump’s popularity has skyrocketed with these recent LA riots. And it’s hardly a mystery as to why.

Pay attention, Leftists. You are being relegated to the ash-heap of history! Shuck off your hidebound ways and get up to modernity.

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Captain Obvious

Tell me again

how Islam is the “religion of peace?”

In a video published on Sunday, al-Awlaki asserted that assassinating non-Muslim leaders was a form of Islamic jihad: “Anyone who can revive the tradition of assassinations and is near the leaders of apostasy – those who support the war in Gaza with money, aid, and logistics, the Jewish Arabs, like the leaders of Egypt, Jordan, and all the rulers of the Arabian Peninsula – should not hesitate even for a moment. By Allah, [assassinations] are the greatest form of jihad today.” 

You know, somehow it doesn’t sound all that peaceful to me!

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Captain Obvious Current Events

KJP gets

taken to the woodshed by Scott Jennings.

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Captain Obvious Current Events Voter Fraud

So Poland can

do it. So why on earth can’t we?

ANSWER: We certainly could, but the Left insists on ways to commit voter fraud. THAT is why we have what we have,

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Captain Obvious

Not exactly

“mysterious” to those of us with half a brain, eh?

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Captain Obvious

Here is the

short answer: Not “worse” enough!

Things have not gone well for the Democrats for a while, and it seems like there’s been an endless stream of bad news for them. Well, it’s gotten even worse. Despite months of Democrats pushing apocalyptic economic narratives and Trump’s alleged economic policy failures, new polling data reveals that voters aren’t buying what the left is selling. The numbers paint a devastating picture for Democrats who have staked their political fortunes on convincing Americans that their economic policies work. 

See, heres the thing: Democrats have no economic policies. Well, that’s not exactly true–they have a policy of explosive-diarrhea fiscal incontinence (all too often joined by RINOs). But to be honest, that is more of an instance of uncontrolled avarice than an actual policy–that is mere unrestrained appetite totally unencumbered by the thought process.

Hey Democrats, maybe you should stop sucking so bad. Have you considered doing that? Just an idea…

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Captain Obvious Change

Lawmakers are

switching partries. And it is patently obvious why.

It turns out that Webb was the last rural Democratic senator, and only one rural Democrat remains in the state House.

Funny, rural elected officials are turning from Democrat to Republican. It is pretty much never the in the other direction! Yeah folks, it’s NOT random. And when something non-random happens, the scientist in me looks for a plausible explanation.

When someone hits a 1 in 10,000,000 lottery five times in one week, you know something non-random going on! And non-random means that we are seeing signs of a causative force. The numbers are fluctuating, but not randomly.

If you ever needed more proof that Democrats have gotten far more extreme, look no further! The numbers don’t lie. It’s just undeniable now…

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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Wait, wait!

I was assured by Lefties that Trump was ruining the economy! Gee, do ya think that Trump may just know better than these folks? Ya think maybe?

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Captain Obvious

Gee, what a great thing!

Maybe Trump is just lucky! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

Story: A man and his wife were fishing in a boat when two men in float tubes paddled over. The men asked how fishing was. The people in the boat said that it was terrible and that they had not had one bite all day.

One guy in the float tube cast in and immediately had a fish on. The woman in the boat said, “My, you are lucky!” About five minutes later, the guy had another fish on. Again, the lady said, “My, you sure are lucky!” The same thing the third time, and the lady again expressed amazement at how lucky the fisherman in the float tube was.

By this time, the husband in the boat had just had enough. In a surly voice he said, “It’s not luck Gladys, it’s skill.” To which she replied, “Well, he is sure lucky to be so skillful!” (story told by my father, who was the guy in the second float tube)

Well, Trump sure is lucky to be so skillful! And we are lucky to have him…