talking about trying to get his young teen daughter out the door–so he sang a song she might know (apologies to U2):
I am going to the store
Waited long, won’t wait much more
Cuz I’ll leave, without you
Leaving without you
With or without you oh oh
I will leave
With or without you
Let’s go oh oh oh!
Go oh oh oh!
I will leave
With or without you…
I can’t find the clip. If you know it, put it in the comments. I turned comments on for this post…
before, but it is dang funny!
demographic the Biden is sure to win. Again.
Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role in his 2020 victory, is still firmly in President Biden’s corner, leading many insiders to believe that November’s presidential election will turn out differently than current battleground polls indicate.
… While Trump has built impressive leads in many important states heading into the general election, Biden’s track record of winning an overwhelming percentage of votes among ballots that surreptitiously arrive after polling locations have closed and don’t have verifiable signatures looms large. “Trump can build as big of a lead as he wants,” Chavez Rodriguez said. “It won’t matter. We know that the 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic will come in strong for us in the end. It may even come in stronger for us this year than it did in 2020. In fact, I know it will.”
suffering from insomnia:
to be resurrected on the “Trans Day of Visibility!”
President Biden released the announcement for the “Trans Day Of Visibility” on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ’s crucifixion. “It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it,” muttered Biden. “As if that wasn’t enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead — right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women’s showers! I’m starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!”
Yeah, it’s humor. Kinda.
But “Biden” doing this on this day is such epic and deliberate effrontery! It is disgusting and deliberately offensive! Vote this evil bastard out!
he will fit right in at Disney!
savage!
Democrats have officially begun to panic as, against all odds, President Joe Biden is still not dead.
As polls persistently show Trump leading President Biden in both the popular vote and electoral college, Democrats have become increasingly anxious that Biden may survive to November. “He was supposed to bite the dust months ago,” sighed top Democratic political operative Dan Scarborough. “Everything has gone perfectly to plan these last four years. Biden wins from his basement, then his body begins shutting down right on schedule… but the guy just won’t die. It’s looking dire.”
mocking Joe Biden. And for good reason.
funny!
h/t Powerline