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Chumps

Iran is NOT a

majority-Muslim country. Yes, Muslims are in power, but not in the majority, by Ahura Mazda!

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Change Chumps

Even Google’s founders

have finally had enough of California. The place is now officially a hellhole!

Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin quietly began unwinding portions of their financial empires in California in the days leading up to Christmas, according to corporate filings reviewed by The New York Times, as progressive lawmakers consider a proposed billionaire wealth tax. This development confirms our earlier note that California is on an accelerated path toward self-destruction.

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Chumps Incompetence

Yes, once in a while

I get all shaky and weak in the knees when I realize the bullet that we dodged.

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Chumps Democrat Flop-Sweat Malignant Leftism Sociopathy

Can we ALL just

acknowledge now that Obamacare was a steaming pile of crap? People who pretend otherwise have got to be pretty tired of this charade! Now even a huge Obamacare cheerleader like the Washington Post has to finally admit that fact.

What next, dogs and cats living together?

After more than a decade of breathless cheerleading for the so-called Affordable Care Act, the editorial elites at The Washington Post have finally admitted what conservatives have been saying all along: Obamacare was never affordable.

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Chumps

You are not

still bamboozled, are you? I mean, even a dumb animal can learn!

Wake the frack up, people!

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Captain Obvious Chumps

You know,

that’s pretty much true. It’s not just that most Democrat leaders are weakling wimps, though they are (see: Mamdani the weightlifter). And it’s not just that many are cowardly “chickenhawks” who are all hat and no cattle, though they are.

It is that they have not argued a point in so long that they are intellectually soft. It turns out that years of running away from anyone who disagrees with them has made their ability to reason, argue, and persuade something of a vestigial tail for them.

But the bottom line is that they are typically defenseless in a debate. And that makes their refusal to argue a point something of a negative reinforcement cycle: The more they run away, the less able they are to persuasively defend themselves. And that makes them want to run away… Lather, rinse, repeat.

These low-T offerings from Dem clowns are nothing but laughable. If any one of these tough guys had to stare down Trump, they would be drowning in flop sweat, tears, and a couple of other things I dare not name here. They’re all so effete that they seem like they’d cry if they missed a QVC housewares sale. 

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Chumps Culture Losers

Yeah, go away

Colbert. We certainly won’t miss you! No regular person gives flying fig that he is on borrowed time. NO ONE. I remember him as a voice actor in some execrable cartoon “Monsters vs. Aliens” movie, and he was nauseatingly bad. Smug and winkingly pompous and totally unfunny.

His performance was so bad that it’s the ONLY thing I remembered about the film. It was otherwise totally forgettable. So good riddance. No one will miss you.

Contrary to the myth that has grown about Carson over the years, he did use to do political jokes. A lot of them, actually. He just spread them around both sides, and he never let on which party he preferred. He wanted to appeal to the entire country. Colbert wants to make sure that conservatives know he hates us. He’s very good at that, by the way. 

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Chumps Government Thuggery

You’re not EVER

going to rebuild in Pacific Palisades! Never.

Maybe this will be enough to make some people “turn red.” Maybe. You’re getting what you voted for, California. Good and hard…

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Bad Faith Chumps

Someone should ask him.

Really, Chucky? Two tenths of one percent and you are having a breath-holding, diaper-filling tantrum? Grow up, pal! I think we’re all just tired of this glaring stupidity.

The Senate majority leader is stomping around in diapered outrage, threatening a full-blown government shutdown because House Republicans dared to introduce a rescissions package that trims a fraction of a percent from the federal budget. Not 5%. Not 1%. 

Less than two-tenths of one percent

But I would be more than happy with a government “shutdown.” Go ahead, do it. Virtually no important programs are impacted, anyway. So go ahead, shut ‘er down! And then people will see just how unimportant most government functions are. And that is something that the Democrats simply cannot risk.

There comes a time when every adult has to deal with a tantrum. You don’t negotiate or plead. You certainly don’t give the crayon back.

You let the child wear himself out, wipe his nose, put him on the couch, and learn that screaming doesn’t buy you control.

Part of the problem is that many of the Democrats are not even parents. They don’t know how to respond to tantrums because they have never had kids. In fact, they think that the tantrum will get them what they want.

Well, guess what? No. Hell no. Your move, Chucky. I call your bluff, and raise you a chunk of change. If you are going to squeal like a stuck pig over nothing, I’ll give you something to squeal about…

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Chumps

Kind of a

bummer, eh? Well, to be honest I don’t find this to be a bummer at all.

Whatever. The book sold about 50,000 copies in the first week.

“That’s about 1/10th of the people who watch Tapper’s nightly show,” observes Showbiz411 reporter Roger Friedman. In addition to Tapper’s book sales being in the toilet, his TV show’s ratings are the worst since 2016.