Category: Age-related decline

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Age-related decline Dementia Joe

All I can say is

Bwahahaa! I mean do I look stupid? No really, do I look stupid?

He’s “sharp as a knife,” all right. But it’s an old butter knife that has lain half-buried in the dirt of the north 40 for almost a decade!

Oh come ON! We’ve all got eyes, pal!

They compared the difference between that and the energy of former President Donald Trump visiting a bodega in NYC. Trump is the animating force, while Biden is being scripted and led around, but he’s still completely confused. They also laughed at the ridiculous story suggesting his uncle was eaten by cannibals. 

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Age-related decline

Hey, aids gotta

keep him upright! If he were to fall again, I think things would pretty much be over in terms of being re-elected. Things have been papered over in terms of Air Force One and what happened at the Air Force Academy. One more tumble would pretty much finish him off, electorally.

Hence, the stability shoes…

Biden’s new shoes may increase his chances of surviving until Election Day, but at what cost? They are hideous and clunky, especially when paired with a suit. They convey weakness and decline, an open invitation to America’s enemies to attack. Our country deserves so much better.

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Age-related decline Buffoons

The cognitive decline

is just not able to be hidden anymore!

Two words: Memory Care.

Joe was always an idiot. But now he is also riddled with dementia.

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Age-related decline Bad Faith

Hey, aids gotta do

what it takes to keep senile old Joe upright!

Another fall right now would likely be electorally catastrophic for him.

People can make fun of Trump’s gut and penchant for McDonald’s if they’d like, but he never had to use the short stairs to board Air Force One because the normal way was just too hazardous. He’s also able to still wear dress shoes in situations that demand them. The provisions being made to protect Biden are not subtle, and no amount of gaslighting from his handlers is going to change what is obvious to anyone with even the most basic critical thinking skills. 

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Age-related decline

What a doddering

old fool! He says “Ukraine” when he actually means “Gaza.”

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Age-related decline

We sure wouldn’t

want a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory to fall, now would we?

Look folks, he’s just not competent. Everyone knows it. What a pathetic joke he is! If he were in a nursing home and not causing problems that would be one thing. But he is screwing up the lives of all of us!

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Age-related decline

Yeah, almost all

of us think that.

Most Americans, 86%, say President Joe Biden is too old for another term in the White House, according to a new poll that comes after special counsel Robert Hur described the president as a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory” in a report about Biden’s alleged mishandling of classified documents. 

In other news, rigid Democrat hacks are seen in a mass peeing of pants!

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Age-related decline Political Strategy

Yes, yes. But

there is a teensy bit of a problem with that…

Lefty Politico has a fever, and the only cure is more Biden…

Let’s face it, Joe is senile. Riddled with dementia. So his team is faced with a devil’s dilemma: Hide Joe and keep the public from seeing just how incompetent he is, or prop him up in public events for short periods to show he is OK.

The problem with the first option is that Senile Joe™ is simply not going to win by going back and again hiding in his basement. It won’t work again. And let’s be honest–even then he wouldn’t have won without massive voter fraud. Even that was very nearly not enough!

BUT, the problem with the second option is that the more exposure, the more people realize that he is a senile old dotard. And he has a habit of going off on weird tangents and/or saying imbecilic things. He is easily confused. So the less he says, the better.

What I expect is kind of a mixture of those two things: Put Joe out there on a very limited basis and just hope he doesn’t crap his pants on stage. Literally. A couple of lucky events and BOOM! Less concern about this geezer and a shift back to the “basement strategy,” at least for a time.

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Age-related decline Captain Obvious Slacker

Well, they

SHOULD be tired of it! Actually, it’s outrageous. I think we ALL have suffered slackers at work, and Biden is the ultimate slacker.

“It’s been reported that over 40 percent of Joe Biden’s presidency has been spent on vacation. And I think a lot of Americans, including Gen Z, don’t want a president who seems more like he’s retired the next four years after 2024.” 

… “I just think he lacks the cognitive ability to lead the country,” Edwards said. “I feel that over the last four years, we have seen a constant decline in his true ability in leading America… and I think in order to lead the free world, to lead America, you must make hard and complex decisions in the blink of an eye, and I don’t think we have that in Biden.” 

It’s been a clown show in the White House since day one of Biden’s presidency. He has a 6-hour window in his day, barely holding press conferences or attending events. When he does manage to muster up the energy to address the country, he reads from a teleprompter— however, even then, he botches it. In addition, the president has embarrassed Americans several times, falling upstairs while riding a bike, tripping across a stage, and fumbling over his own words while speaking. 

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A butt-whipping Age-related decline Dementia Joe

Yes, yes,

but that doesn’t account for the massive voter fraud that we will almost for sure see.

That’s what makes Trump’s small polling edge right now so remarkable. He never had such an edge during the 2020 campaign. I’m not just talking about this point in the 2020 cycle. I’m talking about at any point. I’m also not just talking about a lead in the average. I’m talking about a lead in any national poll that meets CNN’s standards for publication over the entire 2020 cycle.

OK, but now is NOT the time to get overconfident. Run through the tape, not to the tape!

Probably the best explanation for Biden’s troubles that I can come up with is age. More than perhaps any other indicator, the question of whether Biden is too old to be president has changed the most from 2020.