Category: Lame

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Lame

Senators, get to work

and DO YOUR FREAKIN’ JOB! You folks need to get to work. None of the rest of us can work 3.5 days a week and collect big money and lavish benefits for a full-time job. Infuriating!

And another thing is to go back to a REAL filibuster, not this lame, wimpy version that we have right now. If you want to filibuster then fine–start talking!

But this wimpy version that these lazy bums have created is bull-crap. If you feel strongly about something, go ahead and stand up and filibuster. Otherwise, the votes are public and it is majority rules.

I’m NOT calling for the end of the filibuster. I am calling for the end of this lame and wimpy version.

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Lame

“Fair share.”

What exactly does that mean?

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Lame Losers

Hide your kids!

It’s almost gay Pride month! 🙄

None of this is actually about tolerance, of course. It’s all part of the left’s “you will be made to care” agenda. It’s about forcing things on people, which is rich coming from people who complain about being bullied. They do things like drag queen story hours to trigger reactions that they can call intolerant because leftists will not let go of their victimhood.

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Lame

Honestly, these rabid

Lefty extremist wackos are one-trick ponies. It’s like they sit around and say to each other, “What should we do? I know, let’s impeach someone!”

Gee, how original… <sigh> 🙄

I mean, we are all pretty darn tired of all this. Over and over and over. Can’t they get some new material? It’s all just so dang stale and lame.

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Lame Losers

Look, Mitt Romney

is a horse’s butt. A RINO’s butt, actually. I’m embarrassed to have voted for him. He is a… jerk of pedestrian intellect and imagination. I want my vote back!

He also argues for closing loopholes, increasing the estate tax, and similar measures.

This has always been Romney’s problem.

Actually, two of Romney’s problems.

The first is that you can always count on him to eventually cave to Democrats. There’s death, taxes, and Romney caving to Democrats.

Second is his dazzling lack of imagination.

This guy is as thick as two short planks. And about as imaginative as them, too.

But that’s not all! He is also a traitor and a total loser. If he had not been such a Melvin Milquetoast, he would have been President. But no, he was such a limp dishrag that he couldn’t close the deal when he had Obama on the ropes.

Be off with you, Mitt! It reminds me of Lizzy Bennet when seeing George Wickham after she knows who he really is–Yes, go, go. I would not wish you back again.

Yes Mitt, go, go. I would not wish you back again…

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Foolishness Lame

Of course,

You KNOW it’s all bullcrap, right?

Here’s what the Journal doesn’t tell you: They provide no evidence that this letter was authenticated. No handwriting analysis. No chain of custody documentation. No forensic verification. Just their word that they “reviewed” it among Justice Department documents.

The paper admits they don’t know “how the letter with Trump’s signature was prepared,” yet they’re comfortable plastering it across their front page anyway. If you can’t verify authenticity, why publish it at all?

I think we ALL know exactly why! This was just another lame hit piece, and I hope Trump sues their pants off!

Who would release such a lamey, lamey, lame-O thing? Maybe Maurene Comey, the now former SDNY prosecutor. Oh, daughter of James Comey. Huh…

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Buffoons Lame Losers

Folks, 2%.

Think about it, 2%! These folks are NOT serious and have never actually had to live off their own business. They think this is a big deal? These folks obviously could not survive in the wild.

Holy crap, 2%! Not 20%, but 2 out of 100! Are you kidding me? Just shut up, for Pete’s sake–you’re embarrassing yourself. What freakin’ losers…

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Captain Obvious Government Thuggery Lame

Look, you don’t

have to do what the Senate Parliamentarian says! And what if the Parliamentarian is a rabid Trump-hater? And who voted for the Parliamentarian, anyway? I sure didn’t! This all seems pretty bogus to me!

If there is a problem, let SCOTUS sort it out! They are not directly elected, either, but at least it’s a heck of a lot closer than the Parliamentarian!

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Democrat Freakers Lame

Really now, what are

Democrats “thinking?” Holy crap!

As a matter of law and historical practice, that is absurd. The president is commander in chief of the armed forces, and presidents from Thomas Jefferson to Barack Obama have ordered military actions without going first to Congress. 

And politically, how does this make a lick of sense for Democrats? It just doesn’t. This just kooky Trump-hatred!

Politically, it is hard to understand what Democrats are thinking. Polls indicate that Americans are well aware of the threat posed by a nuclear-armed Iran. In this survey, for example, 73% of respondents said they think Iran poses a real security threat to the U.S., while 78% said they are “very” or “extremely” concerned about Iran obtaining nuclear weapons. Which, of course, is what Trump has prevented.

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Chumps Lame

I think we are

all getting pretty sick of the Obamas now. We’ve had too much; as Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night:

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it that, surfeiting, 
The appetite may sicken and so die.

Well, the appetite for Obama news has certainly sickened and died because we have had an excess of it!

Barack and Michelle Obama are the recurring rash of American political tabloid news, continually finding mundane ways to stay in the spotlight. It’s shallowness on parade and, in the case of Mrs. Obama, there’s always a heavy dose of whining to go along with it. She’s been popping up a lot lately for no apparent reason other than to remind us of the unfortunate consequences we face as a nation whenever the Democrats win the presidency.

Yes, they are like bad crotch rot–they will never fully go away, never to return!

What is most stunning here is that Mrs. Obama has proven herself even more narcissistic than her husband. She’s much less interesting than he is, though. It’s Hillary Clinton all over again, where we are being subjected to the coattails ride of a bitter spouse.