Category: Lame

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Foolishness Lame

Of course,

You KNOW it’s all bullcrap, right?

Here’s what the Journal doesn’t tell you: They provide no evidence that this letter was authenticated. No handwriting analysis. No chain of custody documentation. No forensic verification. Just their word that they “reviewed” it among Justice Department documents.

The paper admits they don’t know “how the letter with Trump’s signature was prepared,” yet they’re comfortable plastering it across their front page anyway. If you can’t verify authenticity, why publish it at all?

I think we ALL know exactly why! This was just another lame hit piece, and I hope Trump sues their pants off!

Who would release such a lamey, lamey, lame-O thing? Maybe Maurene Comey, the now former SDNY prosecutor. Oh, daughter of James Comey. Huh…

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Buffoons Lame Losers

Folks, 2%.

Think about it, 2%! These folks are NOT serious and have never actually had to live off their own business. They think this is a big deal? These folks obviously could not survive in the wild.

Holy crap, 2%! Not 20%, but 2 out of 100! Are you kidding me? Just shut up, for Pete’s sake–you’re embarrassing yourself. What freakin’ losers…

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Captain Obvious Government Thuggery Lame

Look, you don’t

have to do what the Senate Parliamentarian says! And what if the Parliamentarian is a rabid Trump-hater? And who voted for the Parliamentarian, anyway? I sure didn’t! This all seems pretty bogus to me!

If there is a problem, let SCOTUS sort it out! They are not directly elected, either, but at least it’s a heck of a lot closer than the Parliamentarian!

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Democrat Freakers Lame

Really now, what are

Democrats “thinking?” Holy crap!

As a matter of law and historical practice, that is absurd. The president is commander in chief of the armed forces, and presidents from Thomas Jefferson to Barack Obama have ordered military actions without going first to Congress. 

And politically, how does this make a lick of sense for Democrats? It just doesn’t. This just kooky Trump-hatred!

Politically, it is hard to understand what Democrats are thinking. Polls indicate that Americans are well aware of the threat posed by a nuclear-armed Iran. In this survey, for example, 73% of respondents said they think Iran poses a real security threat to the U.S., while 78% said they are “very” or “extremely” concerned about Iran obtaining nuclear weapons. Which, of course, is what Trump has prevented.

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Chumps Lame

I think we are

all getting pretty sick of the Obamas now. We’ve had too much; as Shakespeare wrote in Twelfth Night:

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it that, surfeiting, 
The appetite may sicken and so die.

Well, the appetite for Obama news has certainly sickened and died because we have had an excess of it!

Barack and Michelle Obama are the recurring rash of American political tabloid news, continually finding mundane ways to stay in the spotlight. It’s shallowness on parade and, in the case of Mrs. Obama, there’s always a heavy dose of whining to go along with it. She’s been popping up a lot lately for no apparent reason other than to remind us of the unfortunate consequences we face as a nation whenever the Democrats win the presidency.

Yes, they are like bad crotch rot–they will never fully go away, never to return!

What is most stunning here is that Mrs. Obama has proven herself even more narcissistic than her husband. She’s much less interesting than he is, though. It’s Hillary Clinton all over again, where we are being subjected to the coattails ride of a bitter spouse.

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Lame Lefty Political Strategy

Yeah,

pretty much…

I really don’t know what Democrats will do once Trump is gone. Hating Trump has been their entire message for a decade! I mean, they have been saying that Trump is Literally Hitler™ for so long that it will look awfully lame for them to suddenly transfer that kooky hatred onto JD Vance.

I mean, that is what they will do (they really don’t have any other choice), but it is really lame, just the same! Well, I guess they could argue facts and work to persuade others, but that really is not in their wheelhouse. “JD Vance is literally Hitler!” Say it with me.

Democrats are not going to change. Not at all. I’m not even sure that they can. They would have to go back to Step One of change, and they will simply never do that. They are just not psychologically equipped for such introspection.

They never admit fault and the need to change. And I very much doubt this Democrat leopard is going to change his spots any time soon…

But it is lame, just the same. Lame-y lame-y lame-o!

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Current Events Lame

I do think this

“tipping”thing is totally out of control. I’m sick of it. It is offensive to me. And it bugs the crap out of me to have to “decline” every time.

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Lame

Yes, one more

dang thing.

Isn’t that move lame, old, and tired? I mean, it’s not like the Left has any other option, but it certainly makes one’s eyes roll back!

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Lame Stooooopid!

Well, at some point

it just gets old and tired.

I mean, who the crap cares if some loony Leftist calls you a “raaaacissst” or bigot. Ho hum. I just don’t care. Nor does almost anyone else. It’s just LAME!

And the same goes for the related Trump wackiness. Lefties, JUST SHUT UP! We’re all tired of your toddler tantrums, OK?

The usual suspects came out to X to prove to everyone that they have daddy issues by blaming Trump, which my friend and Townhall colleague Matt Vespa wrote about here. Spoiler alert: they didn’t fare well. It sure is a lot of fun over there now that conservatives can push back on the lib lunacy without fear of being de-platformed.

… Here’s the thing: using President Trump as one’s go-to bad guy doesn’t have the cultural or political cachet that it used to. He ceased being the monster under every Democrat’s bed somewhere around the fifth or sixth time they paid ten bucks for a dozen eggs during the Biden years. The Democratic National Committee’s 2024 production of “Literally Hitler” became the “Heaven’s Gate” of political theater bombs. 

Just face it, Lefties: It’s over. No one cares if you freak out and hold your breath until you turn blue. We Conservatives are just done kowtowing to your petty tantrums.

So, blame away, TDS sufferers. Stomp your feet, froth, and scream like mad people all you want to. Just make sure that you pause every once in a while so that you can hear the universe whispering…

“I don’t really care, Margaret.”

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Lame Losers

Yeah, it seems

pretty dang lame. Hitler <yawn> These losers need to get some new material. I mean, how old, tired, and pathetic is this? THAT’s the best they got? Really?