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us? Why do we get stuck with poopy-pants senile Joe Biden while Argentina gets Javier Milei?

Grrrr! It’s not fair!

President Javier Milei entered office like Jack Nicholson breaking his way into the bathroom in “The Shining” — with an axe. Armed with emergency powers granted by the Argentine Congress, he balanced the country’s out-of-control budget in one month, fired government workers by the thousands, eliminated more than 200,000 “corrupt” social welfare programs, and even cozied up to NATO.

What about us? C’mon!

Man, are we waiting! Meanwhile, Milei teaches butt-hurt Leftist weenies how it’s freakin’ DONE!

“It may also get better over the months ahead,” the UK Telegraph’s Matthew Lynn wrote last week. “With stabilizing prices, and a rising currency, investment should start flowing again into a country rich in natural resources and hyper-competitive on wages costs.”

“If so, Argentina would be defying a global economic establishment addicted to bigger government, more regulation, and rising deficits.”

… Free markets work. Who’d a thunk it?

Well, not the pathetic loser Leftists, that’s for dang sure!

The data are in and the intellectual argument has been settled: Lefty economics suck, and Conservative economics succeed. There is no longer any question about it. Anyone who is beholden to data absolutely knows this. There are some who still cling doggedly to their Lefty religion, but the facts are really quite clear!

In the meantime, Milei’s results speak for themselves. There’s a lesson there for any Republican bold enough to learn it. 

Or there may come a day, maybe soon, when the U.S. shows up at Argentina’s doorstep, hat in hand, asking, “May we borrow a president, please?”

Puh-leeze?