Now, don’t get cocky, Conservatives! We ALL know that Democrats will cheat their butts off come November!
And don’t be confused–there are stories that WILL come out about how Democrats are (or A Democrat is) a sure winner. THAT is meant to dishearten you and discourage you from voting. So just be prepared, because you can take it to the bank that THAT will happen.
But don’t let the bastards win.