It’s time for passive resistance; If forced, I will wear a mask when watched, but will take it off as soon as I am no longer in sight.
If confronted by authorities, I will say, “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that it had slipped off onto my chin!” and put it back up. Until the nanny is gone, at which point I go back to the way it was. Lather, rinse, repeat.
I am Gumby. And you can’t break Gumby…
Yes, be water…