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Mitt Romney

doesn’t want George Santos to horn in on his (Romney’s) schtick of being a fake Republican!

At publishing time, Senator Romney was hard at work preparing an articulate speech that would simultaneously vilify Santos and pledge deep, personal loyalty to strong conservative values that he would immediately abandon and vote against at the soonest opportunity.

Wait, I thought this was supposed to be parody!

The Babylon Bee just torched him!

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