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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Yeah, pretty

much!

Yeah,

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Post date June 18, 2022
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ya think?

I drove to a neighboring state for my son’s wedding two days ago. The cost in gas was staggering! Just breath-taking! We couldn’t afford to take my wife’s car, which requires Premium. So we took mine, which gets better mileage and doesn’t require Premium.

It was still, price-wise, horrible! Six hours of driving, one way. My wife has hip problems, and the seats are simply not as good in my car as in hers so she experienced (and still does) significant pain. Thanks, Joe! Way to go, stupid Biden voters…

Am I incandescent with anger? Yes, I am.

Is it November yet?

Captain Obvious Political Apocalypse

Well, they SHOULD

be “super-duper worried!”

Democrats are “super-duper worried” about the drag that President Joe Biden will have on them in the 2022 midterm elections, according to journalist Jim VandeHei.

… “I’ll compare it to Carter at this point in his presidency, right? Look at the disapproval rating Joe Biden has an inflation right now — it’s over 70%,” Enten explained. “Carter was not even there at this point in mid-1978. When you’re doing worse than Jimmy Carter’s doing in the minds of Americans on inflation, you know, that they’re holding you responsible for the conditions that are currently on the ground that are hurting Americans in their pocketbooks.”

Captain Obvious

Just kind of

wondering…

Anti-scientific stance Captain Obvious

It’s true:

They don’t want you to ask uncomfortable questions about what happened to Justin Bieber’s face.

Captain Obvious

So just WHY

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Post date June 9, 2022
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are they all using the same language?

Captain Obvious Current Events Incompetence

I do indeed think

that people are in a state of shock.

The Joe Biden White House theme:

Captain Obvious Epic fail

Well, welcome

to the real world, Joe! I know it’s a place you haven’t visited for decades and decades and decades…

There are two types of people in America — those who had high hopes for all of this and those of us who aren’t idiots.

… President LOLEightyonemillion’s approval ratings have now exited the toilet and headed for the deepest recesses of the sewer, where they will no doubt take up permanent residence for the remainder of this joke of a presidency.

You can cheat and have a cat win a dog show, but eventually folks will wonder, and realize that it can’t bark and is mesmerized by laser pointers.

“Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick,” reports Politico. “The president has expressed exasperation that his poll numbers have sunk below those of Donald Trump...”

…His numbers are abysmal despite the fact that the mainstream media has been carrying water for him 24/7 ever since he emerged as the frontrunner in 2020. They’ve become a full-time excuse machine to cover for the drooling embarrassment in the White House.

But we ALL know what happened!

The MSM sold a version of Joe Biden who never existed to gullible voters who’d been whipped into a frothing, animalistic, Trump-hating frenzy. Whipped into it by the lying media.

Captain Obvious