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Jesus was SO rude

to be resurrected on the “Trans Day of Visibility!”

President Biden released the announcement for the “Trans Day Of Visibility” on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ’s crucifixion. “It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it,” muttered Biden. “As if that wasn’t enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead — right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women’s showers! I’m starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!”

Yeah, it’s humor. Kinda.

But “Biden” doing this on this day is such epic and deliberate effrontery! It is disgusting and deliberately offensive! Vote this evil bastard out!