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Captain Obvious

Well, OF COURSE

they are worried! They certainly should be!

But how do they respectably climb down now? They almost HAVE to go “double or nothing” at this point!

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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Suuuuure!

It’s the media’s fault, all right!

Oh dear Santa…

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Captain Obvious

So is maybe

France on the right track, here?

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Captain Obvious

I think there is

virtually no question that Ray Epps was a Fed Agent Provocateur. None at all.

After a lot of controversy, Ray Epps finally pled guilty in September to a single charge of disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds after encouraging people to go into the Capitol the night before. 

If you are surprised, you are a freakin’ hayseed!

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Captain Obvious

Well, to be fair,

MOST Democrats have a baaaad feeling about the upcoming elections!

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Captain Obvious

Biden sure

grades out poorly, even with a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat grader!

I mean, let’s face it: ANY non-partisan-hack of the Biden White House is necessarily pretty pointedly critical!

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Yeah John,

I don’t, either. It seems plain as day.

I guess in order to be mentally healthy, you have to start speaking the truth a bit. Here’s to a healthy John Fetterman!

Fetterman got it right, and it’s just one more reason that we have to toss Biden out in November. Fetterman 2.0 is turning out to be an interesting truth-teller, and he’s not afraid of ticking off the left in the process. As I wrote on Friday, he even took down Harvard, saying they’d always been a little “pinko” but now he didn’t recognize them anymore. 

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Captain Obvious Despicable

“Shocking?”

Uh, no.

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Captain Obvious

A new civil

war would NOT be Leftists against Conservatives. There just would be no need to go to that effort!

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Really, really

lame. You’d think that a performer could read a crowd better.

What truly gets me about Armtrong’s lyric change, though, is how safe it is. Musicians that were writing anti-draft songs in the ’60s and ’70s actually faced the draft. The only thing Green Day faces is increasing irrelevance. Nothing is edgy about taking a shot at “MAGA” in 2023. On the contrary, it’s the most boilerplate thing a public figure can do.

See: Old punk rocker sell-outs and loser pretenders…