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Buffoons Captain Obvious

This blackout

brought to you by “green” energy

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Captain Obvious

Oh yes, he is

a criminal and a liar.

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Captain Obvious

Yeah,

ya think?

I’m pretty interested in Nancy Pelosi’s role…

It was a “sting” operation.

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Captain Obvious Despicable Despotism

Yes, the FBI

is now, in effect, the Democrat Gestapo. They see their job as NOT to pursue justice, but to protect whatever Democrat they can!

“Chairman Comer has been clear that anything short of producing the FD-1023 form to the House Oversight Committee is not compliance with his subpoena,” the statement continued. “This unclassified record contains pages of details that need to be investigated further by the House Oversight Committee.” [emphasis added]

Contempt of Congress…

The FBI is NOT in charge–they are to do what a proper authority tells them to do. We have a government that (is supposed to) be run by duly-elected officials, not unelected and power-mad bureaucrat lackeys!

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Captain Obvious

The Presidency

and inviting certain politicians to go fishing. Bear with me…

Gavin Newsom: Get my hands all dirty doing THAT? Touch a worm? You’ve GOT to be kidding! I sometimes order fish at the French Laundry, but unless a Michelin chef has prepared it, it’s not like I would ever touch a fish! Makes your hands all stinky [shudder].

Donald Trump: Sure, I’ll go fishing with you! I’m the best fisherman that ever lived! You wouldn’t believe the fish I’ve caught. No one has caught bigger fish than me. Then we’ll clean up and dine at Mar-A-Lag0. It will be a treat for you such as you’ve never experienced!

Ron DeSantis: I just LOVE fishing! How ’bout I swing by and pick you up? I just got a new Range Rover and I bet it will handle the terrain getting there (NOTE: Ron has a STRONG record of unusually good driving, as well as catching fish). What time should I be there?

Tim Scott: (sitting on the bank) I’m glad we could do this. This has been my favorite spot for years! See that dark spot at about two o’clock maybe 40 yards out? That’s a hole where all the big lunkers live. Just cast in there. But wait a sec’ and I’ll put a worm on your hook as you swing around…

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Captain Obvious

It’s hardly a

surprise! Mark my words: Manchin is toast.

Incumbent Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin is down by over 20 points in a hypothetical head-to-head matchup with Republican West Virginia Gov. and declared senatorial candidate Jim Justice, according to a Tuesday poll.

And it is almost 18 months before the election. It ain’t going to get much better, folks.

Manchin might as well run for President under the “No Labels” label banner, because there is no way in heck he will be re-elected as Senator from WV!

He sold WV out, and they won’t forget it…

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Captain Obvious

THIS is

good and right.

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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Well, he’s

freakin’ SENILE!

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Buffoons Captain Obvious

Well, Team Biden is

freaking out for good reason!

Maybe, just maybe, the White House is scared because poll after poll in recent weeks has shown Biden reaching new lows for overall approval and in polls of Americans’ support for his economic and immigration policy. Independents have fled from Biden in droves since he took office, and even Democrats say the country is on the wrong track despite their party controlling two-thirds of Washington politics. 

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Captain Obvious Dementia Joe

You often can’t

fact check Biden anymore. He is too incoherent.

And Beau Biden died heroically in Iraq. Joe said that again, though Wow! THAT is very obviously not true, and Senile Joe has had that particular fantasy debunked many times!

Trust me, he will never debate an opponent! His handlers will find some way to get out of it. THIS is the new “basement strategy.” They hope that with the help of massive voter fraud, they can drag his senile old carcass over the finish line!