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Humor Satire

Well, you know

that’s the risk you take when you’re unvaccinated!

After the devastating reports came out that star New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers had suffered what is suspected to be a season-ending injury to his Achilles tendon, experts immediately expressed belief that the injury was a result of Rodgers being unvaccinated.

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Current Events Satire

The vials are

coming out for Democrats, now!

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Satire

Yes, there is

a new COVID variant.”Electionyearicon.”

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Satire

Well, beware

of Russian disinformation.

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Fighting Back Satire

Well, it’s

good idea. Right, Limousine Liberals?

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Satire

Yes, there’s

a looming problem!

An uncomfortably large percentage of the US population cried out in fear and terror at the prospects of not being able to sacrifice children of a loving Heavenly Father for their own, selfish desires. Eyes rolled back in their sockets and blood-curdling screams pierced the air in the name of egomaniacal convenience.