Bwahahaa! I mean do I look stupid? No really, do I look stupid?
He’s “sharp as a knife,” all right. But it’s an old butter knife that has lain half-buried in the dirt of the north 40 for almost a decade!
Oh come ON! We’ve all got eyes, pal!
They compared the difference between that and the energy of former President Donald Trump visiting a bodega in NYC. Trump is the animating force, while Biden is being scripted and led around, but he’s still completely confused. They also laughed at the ridiculous story suggesting his uncle was eaten by cannibals.