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Political Strategy

So here we see

the FIRST fall-back position of the Democrats!

It certainly won’t be the last retrenchment! The Democrat tried and true (though a bit old and tired now) political strategy is to move from fall-back position to fall-back position as the previous one becomes untenable.

For Joe Biden, the LAST fall-back position is a desperate attempt to flee with at least a little credibility left. It is to throw Joe Biden under the bus and say, “Joe is senile and was taken advantage of by Hunter!”

But THAT is truly a last-ditch maneuver.

But there will be at least three positions before Democrats get to THAT desperate hail Mary! The first one is stated here: “He at least prevented that dastardly Trump from being re-elected!” His “greatest achievement.” Oh my…

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Current Events

Hallelujah!

Wow! He was going to lose, anyway. But hallelujah, he’s as good as GONE! He was always a RINO dinosaur. He could never read the writing on the wall, which said, “Thou art weighed in the balances and found wanting!” 

Maybe Utah can now get a real conservative to represent the people instead of THIS lying dirtbag! He never had much of a “killer instinct,” except when it came to attacking Conservatives. Otherwise he would have been President. I’m very glad he wasn’t.

Romney was the prototypical RINO “lovable loser” for the Democrats. He will be SEVERELY missed! Well, not really. As someone said after the “severe” gaffe, he does speak Conservative, but only with a very thick accent.

What a maroon! He would not have gotten the Senate nomination this time, anyway. I think he is bowing to that set-in-stone fact. All he would have done is engender strife and conflict. I’m very glad he’s gone.

But where are Democrats going to find a replacement?

“This is a huge blow for the Democratic Party,” said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. “Romney has been one of our most reliable senators. He will be sorely missed.”

Democrats have immediately begun searching for a replacement candidate, concerned that conservatives in Utah could flip the seat Republican. “Romney being able to carry Utah for the Democrats was an unbelievable windfall for the party,” said analyst Chuck Todd. “It will be incredibly difficult to find another candidate who can win in such a deep red state while completely and utterly turning his back on the Republican party. It’s like finding a unicorn.”

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Captain Obvious Corruption

No evidence?

Are you stupid or something?

“You also understand that it’s not normal for family members to receive millions of dollars from overseas interests,” Perry continued. “Those things aren’t normal. That’s not normal to have 20 shell companies. These things are not normal, and it alludes to not only just widespread corruption, but money laundering, if not influence-peddling itself.”

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Media Flying Monkeys MSM Palace Guard

Your MSM

flying monkeys at work. Biden giving marching orders to his myrmidons.

Get the palace guard! Joe Biden’s crimes are coming to light! EMERGENCY!!!

It’s time for the revenge of the amanuenses. Yes, the MSM are not originators or creators, they are just scribes for the Left. Just following orders taking dictation, sir!

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Humor Satire

Well, you know

that’s the risk you take when you’re unvaccinated!

After the devastating reports came out that star New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers had suffered what is suspected to be a season-ending injury to his Achilles tendon, experts immediately expressed belief that the injury was a result of Rodgers being unvaccinated.

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Bad Faith Hypocrisy

Abbott’s buses

won the battle. If it had been a football game the final score would have been Abbot 49, “woke” cities and states, 0.

EVERYONE now knows that these strutting peacocks were full of crap. They only called themselves “sanctuary” places to score some cheap “woke” points, doncha know. They never expected to actually get called on it!

But some of us have known that from the very beginning! But it has rightly been a bloodbath for them.

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Current Events

I’m not at all

expecting this to happen. But if it does (and I very much hope it does) it would be an utter catastrophe for “Biden” (we are legion).

Man, would I laugh!

But I really don’t think it will happen…

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Incompetence

He’s gaffetastic!

The White House communications team has been forced to play defense over the last several weeks as the president continues to come under public scrutiny for apparent [ed. not apparent, obvious] yeah I like bacon Bacon and scrambled eggs gaffes and slips-ups.

Any blamed fool knows that he is really not competent!

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Captain Obvious Economy

You think it’s

over? It’s NOT over. DUH!

The pace of inflation in the U.S. moved sharply higher in August, pushed up by a big jump in gasoline prices.

THIS is what you get when you vote in a Democrat President. NEVER forget that! It has happened over and over and over. YOU need to wise up, here!

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Media Flying Monkeys

Yes, the White House

is trying to get their MSM henchmen to fulfill their role as the palace guard and save Joe Biden.

“This is not OK,” journalist Matthew Keys tweeted. “The White House should not be encouraging, influencing or interfering in the editorial strategies of America’s newsrooms, including CNN and the New York Times.”

The MSM flying monkeys are already in the air. The White House has called a RED ALERT!

But aren’t you tired of these dishonest and partisan goons lying to and manipulating you?